just-shower-thoughts:

When you eat a lollipop you’re just sweetening your saliva and then swallowing it.

(via pewdeepie)

beyoncepatronus:

me: *about to sleep*

my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-

me: can’t we drag me in the morning

(via homophobic)

sadspockpanda:

Asshats: Why can’t you just accept Drumpf as president and not attack/slander/belittle him. Show some respect.

Me, remembering how Fox News and Drumpf have been dragging Obama since 2008 over bullshit/for no real reason:

(Source: ittybittytrashpanda, via homophobic)

a6:

me: hold the fuck up 

the fuck: *is hold*

(via toodopetoexist)